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118. I,You and she

时间 : 2017-03-24 09:27:24来源 :   作者:   点击:Tags标签: 幽默选读 幽默故 jokes 笑话

  Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

  When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

  The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."

Notes:

  (1) learn sth. by heart谙记;能背出

  (2) proudly adv.自豪地

Exercises:

根据短文回答下列问题:

  ① What did Peter learn on his first day at school?

  ② How many sentences did the teacher teach him?

  ③ Who asked him a question when Peter went home?

  ④ How did his father feel when he heard Peter's sentences?

  ⑤ What sentences did his father teach him?

118.我,你,她

  彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天,他学了三个词:我,你,她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说:“我,我是你的老师;(然后指着一个女孩)她,她是你的同学;你,你是我的学生。”

  彼得回到家里,爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说:“我,我是你的老师;(然后指着他的妈妈)她,她是你的同学;你,你是我的学生。”他的爸爸听了非常生气,说:“我,我是你的爸爸;(然后指着他的妻子)她,她是你的妈妈;你,你是我的儿子。”

  第二天,老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。“是的,”彼得自豪地说,“我,我是你的爸爸;(然后指着一个女孩)她,她是你的妈妈;你,你是我的儿子。”

练习参考答案:

① He learnt three words: 1, You and She.

  ② Three sentences.

  ③ His father.

  ④ He got angry.

  ⑤ I, I am your father; She, She is your mother; You, You my son.

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